Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Apple News

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast
will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy


Kerry said...

so no more batteries for my mp3 player?

ChicagoLady said...

Kerry will have stereo iBreast, lmao