Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Apple News

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast
will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to
them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy

2 comments:

Kerry said...

so no more batteries for my mp3 player?

ChicagoLady said...

Kerry will have stereo iBreast, lmao

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